| Dear Purp,
I hear that Vanessa Feltz is now a size 12. Please could you tell me where she shops for clothes? Betty Swumnick, Dorset. |
Dear Purple,
Call me cynical, but I have a suspicion that none of your.letters are actually from real people and that you fabricate all these letters yourself. I even think you made this one up. ..N.DePlume, Lancashire |
| I'm not sure, Ms. Swumnick, but I don't think it's on this particular planet.
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Dear Mr. Purple, Is it just me, or does anyone else think that England's recent Test Match victory over the West Indies is indicative of a return to England's rightful place as a major force in world cricket? M.Wicket, Hampshire No, it's just you.
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